views from around the universe, misc

dogs & humans

ducks, feeding

xxx

honesty

pissed, getting

swearing

swear words

world is (not) your oyster, the

dogs = Maybe it is because humans on earth have lost their ability and maybe even the freedom to be casually physically with each other that they feel so drawn to the company of dogs. After all no one minds (much) if a human allows a dog to lick the human face, and both human and dog seem to enjoy long stroking sessions.

feeding ducks = also feeding sea gulls, earth humans seem to experience high satisfaction from this occupation

feeding ducks = why do humans take such joy in feeding ducks?

feeding ducks = It is a great mystery why humans like feeding animals, especially ducks, but don’t feed their fellow humans.

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honesty = tricky

honesty = on some planets its still courageous, but I prefer planets where its the norm without any fuss

honesty = if only memory were reliable enough to be truly honest

honesty = it’s more an attempt to be straight forward than about actual truth, since truth is usually multilayered

getting pissed = What an enjoyable term, it has all the warmth, spice and stink of a watery release.

getting pissed = Why, we ask ourselves, are human so prone to make something enjoyable sound like it’s something that needs a rough edge?

getting pissed = Usually I prefer getting drunk, the nice state of mushy brain and exaggerated smiles. But sometimes I need to get pissed, hammered, wasted — though never with the regret afterwards. The trouble for humans is that they have the tendency to overdo things. It’s like, if they can’t get pissed every night, then they might be missing out on something. What though? True drunkenness leaves no memories.

swearing = On our planet we prefer noises, like a grunt or a thud, to express our dismay. It is more physically satisfying and it is devoid of unnecessary offence.

swear words = When we first stated to observe planet Earth, we experienced a wave of swear words we had hitherto never considered for the purpose of swearing. What is so abominable about blood, a dick or an anus that it would serve for a proper swearing?

The world is (not) your oyster = someone is being clever.